Cocknocker

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

by Prick Police March 9, 2014

cocksock

Small piece of very fitting fabric placed on the penis and balls. Mainly used in sex scenes in movies and TV for the appearance of the man being nude.

Connor, the director, wanted Logan to wear a cocksock so that Logan's dick doesn't touch his wife.

by Brent D. August 17, 2006

Cocklock

When someone sticks their dick in a gloryhole and the person on the other sides grabs on and doesn't let go

Tim: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
John: "I was cocklocked in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes"

by Shoinks May 10, 2020

cockpocket

the vagina serves as a pocket of sorts to put your penis and fluids inside to store

let me just put my penis in this cockpocket, then we'll go get a bite.

by cadallons January 21, 2011

Cockdocking

To insert your penis tip in another guys foreskin.

That cockdocking guy has made some penises disappear in his foreskin.

by CnV October 15, 2009

cocklock

A male chastity device, such as the cb-2000.

The groom was doomed to frustration when his wife put him in a cocklock on their honeymoon.

by maestrogrande January 3, 2007