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cockwagon

To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.
Can u believe the bullshit that comes out of that cockwagons mouth??
by Bill McGay February 17, 2008
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cockwaggon

Bro I spotted Mike in a cockwaggon.
by Mexican Master November 13, 2017
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Cocktagon

When Jack Black forgets to take his penoos ot of his own anoos, his penis turns into a Cocktagon. It has 4 Awesome sides and 8 Awesome angles.
I have had too much sex this weekend my penis has turned into a cocktagon. It has so many FUCKING! angles.
by David Beshart May 9, 2018
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