shock cock

A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.

Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.

by Noah March 24, 2004

Shock Cock

Surprise sexual encounter - male partner didn't know it was coming.

After buying her dinner last night, Dawn gave Lee a shock cock.

by gotchatlc November 30, 2010

Shock cock

When you're raw dogging a thot in a trap house and the cops show up and process to taze you but the pussy too good so you keep hitting it and you end up electrocuting her

Damn, Zane gave Macy that shock cock last night, now she has to be cremated

by Shockercocker August 13, 2017

Cock Shock

Sepsis caused by human wine decanting

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

cock shock

The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.

Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.

by deathgrippin March 15, 2021

Cock shock

Seeing a penis you weren't ready to see

Suzy received cock shock when she opened the snap from tom

by Tommythecat96 May 16, 2016

Cock shock

When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.

Me and my boyfriend really love giving each other cock shocks.

by Jaylo_rainbo August 14, 2017