A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.
Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.
by Noah March 25, 2004
by gotchatlc November 28, 2010
When you're raw dogging a thot in a trap house and the cops show up and process to taze you but the pussy too good so you keep hitting it and you end up electrocuting her
by Shockercocker August 11, 2017
by Krystal696969 September 06, 2018
When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.
by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022
When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.
by Jaylo_rainbo July 16, 2017
Sepsis caused by human wine decanting
by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021