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Cock-juggling thunder cunt

Noun: Someone who is having sex with several male partners constantly, consistently (cock-juggling), and loudly (thunder), sometimes doing so to make a point or to feel superior to others (cunt).
Person1: Man, that girl Tina keeps on tweeting about all those guys she's with.

Person2: I know right? She's such a, um, uh...

Person1: A cock-juggling thunder cunt?

Person2: *snaps* Exactly!
by RandyRubix August 10, 2016
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cock juggleing thunder cunt

A person of subnormal intelligence and usually ranty, sometimes an interesting person but often unbelivabley boring, but normally vocationally retarded. High likely-hood of the sed juggler being called Dave.
"hey, look at that guy, wat a cock juggleing thunder cunt, i bet hes called Dave.
by marty, ollie, nd em August 6, 2008
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

1. A thundery cunt that juggles cocks.

2. A cock juggling a thundery cunt.
"Dude can you believe that new teacher?"

"I know man, she's such a cock juggling thunder cunt!"

"Dude check out that cunt..it's juggling like five cocks at once!"
by Deigned May 13, 2009
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cock juggling thunder cunt

a whore who is often referred to as the "dumpster," they will fuck anyone, regardless of disease or age. they are the cheapest and dirties
"hey john, all thats left is that cock juggling thunder cunt. lets try somewhere else"
by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006
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Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt

A derroggiatory word used to describe someone that is hated or unliked. The words "Cock-Juggling" refer back to someone who people call gay. "Thunder-Cunt" is deriving from someone who people call a lesbian/slore.
He/she Juggles all the cocks around sucks them and than (she) gets her pussy licked and filled with so many one eyed squirrels that it starts to rumble.
That kid is such a CJTC (Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt)
by Little Gords July 24, 2006
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Cock Juggling thunder cunt

A person who juggles cocks while at the same time being a thunder cunt
by aeryk October 6, 2008
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

One who used their democratic vote in an ill-educated, misinformed, xenophobic manner, with little understanding of the consequences.
Wayne, can you even spell referendum you Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt?
by Schmike Miguel June 25, 2016
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