by Jonathan December 09, 2003
During the act of Fellatio, the pubic hair at the base of the penis shaft, is set ablaze, appearing as though the phallus is being smoked, this term was originated by Reverend JG.
"Hey Sandy, wanna Smoke some cock" said Phineas. Betty replied," Whats that?". Phineas proceeded to explain," its where you come over here, give me some neck, and I light my merkin on fire." With a disoriented look on her face, Betty then asked," what in the fuck is a merkin." Phineas, with a look that would kill 200 bison, sounded off "JUST GET OVER HERE AND SUCK!" Betty Cried, but voluntarily began to smoke cock. When the lewd act was over, and they smoked all the cock, that needed to be smoke, Phineas, treated Betty, to some In-N-Out burgers. Smoking Cock
by UncleRev June 09, 2009
Given the choice, when marijuana becomes legal, to smoke a fat blunt or some cock, the person chooses to stick with smoking cock because he is a homosexual who refuses to partake in recreational drugs.
Rob: Denis, when marijuana becomes legal will you smoke a fat blunt or continue to smoke cock?
Denis: Obviously I'll smoke cock.
Denis: Obviously I'll smoke cock.
by G1itter May 31, 2017
N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.
Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!
by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009
When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.
by Mattroid Prime March 03, 2020