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Cock Smoker

a person who likes to chug on penis.
that Daniel tune is a right cock smoker
by Neil Hollick July 3, 2009
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cock smoker

one who smokes copious amounts of cock
"gees you smoke some serious cock"
by edos December 8, 2003
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captain cock smoker

This is in fact the leader of all cock smokers. This is a fag or cock gobblin. A real dick sucker. Leader of all fags, queers, homos, and drag queens. You can't get any higher of a reading from the gaydar from this person. One who takes any cock in there mouth. This person will most likely have herpies on there lips.
Wow!, Bill will suck any ones dick who ask him to. That faggot must be the captain cock smoker.
by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012
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Hodag Cock Smoker

when someone cheats on your girl, steals your fireworks, liquor, cigarettes, or disrespects you in any form.
"What the fuck is that hodag cock smoker doing? I saw him slash my tires after he drove his car through my fence. Maybe he should get his own woman."
by Firework Master February 11, 2009
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cock smoker

(n.) - One who smokes the cock; a douchebag; a faggot; a homo.
Sam: Sorry man, I forgot to bring the beer.
Tom: You fucking cock smoker.
by emery73 August 3, 2007
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a cock smoker

A cock smoker is a wood or charcoal burning oven used to cook - or smoke - cocks. Using indirect heat, they smoke your cock with a slow and gentle method that, in the end, leaves your cock moist, tender and very flavorful. Adding a variety of hard or soft woods to the fire will impart different flavors.

Evidence of the existence of cock smokers predates recorded history. Recently, cave drawings and other artifacts have shown the existence of extensive cock smoking amongst the earliest of the Homo sapien species, the Cro Magnon. This and other evidence leads many anthropologists to believe that man has been smoking cock since the dawn of time.
Taking advantage of a cock smoker, Bernie produced the most succulent, perfect and juicy cock he had ever laid his mouth on.
by Teapot AKA Nigtronic September 27, 2006
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Cock smoking mullet

A person or persons who choose not to be affiliated the Facebook group known as Pipe Dreamz
Jacob thought the group was lame and chose to leave the group like a cock smoking mullet.
by Reltubhcaz1977 June 11, 2020
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