cock pocket

A Freudian slip. A female who wants to eat a "hot pocket," but is thinking of sex and a big hot cock.

Michelle: "I'm hungry."
Hector: "Wanna hot pocket?"
Michelle: "Yeah, make me a cock pocket."
ROOM EXPLODES WITH LAUGHTER!

by Nyphette January 23, 2007

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Cock pocket

Pussy,cunt,twat ect.

Kathy's got a tight cock pocket.

by Deep blue 2012 April 15, 2010

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Cock pocket

yo mouth

You better shut your cock pocket

by FLIPCYDE96 October 15, 2003

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A fun game for men, originating from Devon UK, each member of the group will individuay approach the unsuspecting cockpocketee and try to slip his penis, unnoticed into said pocket, thereby winning a drink from the rest of the cockpocketers.

Cock pocket (game) that grockle : "Eeer, Dave, the grockle, eees been cock pocketed" mines a pint me ansom!

Slip a penis in a pocket without being sussed out.

by Cockpocketeer March 17, 2020

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y-front cock pocket jock rockets

A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.

That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!

by becy May 3, 2005

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