cobb

a noun, verb or adjective describing poor quality or workmanship, particularly in construction or the crafts.

Syn. n. hack artist

Syn. v. fuck up, goof, destroy

Syn. adj. shitty, crappy, lousy

The quality of that redwood deck is so cobb

by Big Sam Horn January 2, 2011

cobb

to beat the crap out of

Andrew cobbed tim for making fun of his girlfriend.

by DONT GET COBBED May 12, 2009

cobb

an individual that is very poorly dressed. one that has payed no attention to what he or she is wearing, while in the company of others that are properly dressed.

Did he know we were going to a nice place, he's dressed like a total cobb?

by artheeisalwayswrong April 8, 2009

cobb

To cause young children to cry by taking away something they value.

Peter thought he was so tough because he cobbed the children by stealing their sodas.

by Lawyerbot December 26, 2005

Cobbs

A slang term from Chicago describing eminent possession of something. It's used primarily as a call-to-action or an announcement. A relative to dibs or first dibs.

I got cobbs on that macaroni when it come out the oven, cuz y'all niggas be hogging shit.

Her: May I have a piece of your pizza?
Him: No cobbs, that shit over with.

Him: Shotgun!!
His friend: Hell naw bro I already called cobbs. Sit yo ass in the backseat.

by Lul Buddy From The Crib December 21, 2019

Cobbs

Verb; to hold the joint for more than 10 minutes.

Please don't Cobbs that doobie.

by Charity Lee January 15, 2009

Jayne Cobb

The tuff untrustworthy Mercenary on firefly played by Adam Baldwin. Tends to ware cool t-shirts, has man parts and is the ‘Hero of Canton’.

The Hero of Canton the man they call...JAYNE!!!!

by Gunrunner June 22, 2004