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Cacography

Noun: Bad spelling and/or handwriting.

See also cacotypography: An ugly typeface or typing.
c u 2moro.
Yo, what's up with all the cacography?
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Catographer

An artist with a very practiced and valued skill of capturing the magical presence of a single cat or many cats with the use of photography. This type of artist takes professional photographs of cats or kittens doing pretty much anything.
That catographer's use of light and space in his pictures really makes you feel like you are sitting there with him and his cats!
by catscatscatsomgcatscats January 19, 2015
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Cornography

Country music videos disguised as softcore porn. Gratuitous shots of T and A in the back of a pick-up truck or in a bar.
John: Did you see the new Brooks and Dunn video on CMT?

Jane: No. I'm not into cornography.
by nashvegas August 24, 2008
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dirty cartography table

To have sexual intercourse with a cartographer from minecraft. Upon climax both simultaneously loudly shout the villager noise. Hmmmmm
Her trades were to expensive so I gave her the Dirty cartography table.
by Hdjdjnrj February 13, 2021
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cornography

Videos and pictures of corn cobs without corn on them. Naked corn. Cornography
Last night after dinner I made cornography with left over corn cobs.
by TurtleDude87 May 18, 2009
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Cornography

i.e. Corndoggin', Political Cornography

Photos taken in August of 2011 showing Michele and Marcus Bachmann eating corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines have quickly redefined this term.
One picture explains "cornography" perfectly:

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by tlw3 August 17, 2011
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cockography

1. the detailed mapping or charting of the features of a mans penis.

2. the detailed description, esp. by means of surveying, of particular localities, as balls, cocks, or taint.

3. the relief features or surface configuration of the ball area.

4. the features, relations, or configuration of a structural entity in the groin region
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5. a schema of a groin entity, a field of study or reflecting a division into distinct areas having a specific relation or a specific position relative to one another.
I was driving my motorcyle so fast my cockography was in jeopardy.

His jeans were so tight his cockography was showing.

She was notorious for rearranging, in delicate manner, a mans cockography

Her tongue wondered in excitement along his detailed cockography but she could not find his taint no matter much she tried.
by FOJB February 23, 2008
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