Clyde

Some gay vampire gem shorty that's literally a Dorito that just runs around all day like Naruto and dabs. He's a fucking dork with his nerd shit like Steven Universe and The Purge. He should be loved by everyone, and touches the booty a lot. He cant fite because of his height like literally he's of no harm.

Aliens?Do You Mean Clyde?

by Clyde The Dorito August 8, 2016

Clyde

Clyde is a thing that makes no sense. It can be used in many different situations and has many different meanings. It will be used as a nickname for friends.

That looks like a clyde. Oh my lord clyde what are you doing

by greenisourleader69 Gilly gilly October 30, 2018

Clyde

gay

clyde gay.

by WthIsAPseudonym ._. July 13, 2019

Clyde

A beautiful penguin of a boy
also, a brilliant apple fanboy

God Damn, That is one Clydey P

by DLART February 11, 2019

Clyde

A dirty town filled with wanna be shooters & “gang” members. Everyone lives off drama and gossip. They think their weed is so good it’s straight mids. everyone’s on probation. kids that are in high school are addicted to coke & smoke meth. The cops there are straight dicks if they’re behind you, you’re getting pulled over and searched for sure. Everyone there gets cancer cuz of how foul it is.

Ur gf from Clyde? So u got HERPES herpes

by Yoyoyogoodvibes350 September 20, 2018

Clyde

Fat, lazy, makes fun of you when he/she/IT comes over. Needs to lay of the twinkys; A clyde pushup: knee pushup (or a girl push up)

God, you cant even do a clyde pushup? Thats pathetic

by DJ. EZ Rock March 22, 2009

Clyde

Total Dumb Ass. Has to think about it to breathe on his own.

That guy is a Clyde ! How does he breathe on his own?

by #herohutch#CFD#1 May 2, 2018