strategic clutter

(noun) an organized mess, where it's chaos but you still know where everything is

"my room isn't messy, it's just full of strategic clutter"

by osn4p August 8, 2009

white clutter

a step above white trash

"I don't want people to think I'm white trash because I'm like a step above that.... I'm like white clutter."
- Justin McKinney, comedian

by z-dot July 19, 2011

clutter-fuck

When a room in one's living quarters is full of random clutter, causing one to stumble through or walk around things in the room. The clutter can be consisted of furniture, boxes, or anything in excess.

Alternative Use: Clutter-fuck is also a type of prank that can be used against anyone who annoys you. In order to clutter-fuck someone, you must first wait until they are either asleep or away from home. Then break into their house and fill a pre-determined room full of random clutter, or anything in excess. The person or persons performing these strategic activities are seen as clutter-fucking someone, and, well, the person or persons on the receiving end are being clutter-fucked.

'My mother is one of those freaky old ladies who hoards ceramic roosters, when you walk through the front door all you see is one big clutter-fuck of a ceramic chicken coop. Disturbing, I know.'

'Those pesky neighborhood kids clutter-fucked me yet again, I woke up this morning to a room full of balloon's made out of condoms and those colorful noodles you swim with. What will I do with these noodles, Oh, if it was only summer.'

by Holla!Holla!Holla! May 10, 2011

clutterful

understanding and accepting an untidy area, which contains a variety of objects

that female has a very clutterful purse

by NFTi35 October 10, 2008

Cluttered

To be littered with objects and useless trash.

"My desk is so cluttered, sorry about that."

by Dreamrider June 23, 2016

clutterfunk

a gay level in geometry dash. Another word for cancer. don't ever play this level if you don't want to break your device. it has way too many spikes and is just gay in general.

kid 1:Fuuuck
kid 2: are you still playing clutterfunk
kid 1: yes, and i got 90 percent

by S4VOR-YT November 30, 2020

Spacial Clutter Rage

Anger caused by too many things or people getting in the way while attempting to do something else, especially when in a hurry.

The huge mountain of stuff that was building up on my desk caused me to have an attack of spacial clutter rage while attempting to wrap a parcel.

by dragophelion April 6, 2006