Clustomerfuck

A serious problem causing customers to become very irate. (From Clusterfuck)

The server was down for almost 2 hours. It was a complete clustomerfuck.

by mlw_srpm January 22, 2011

CLUSTERSEX

An orgy consisting of 40+ people in a very confined space. ie: closet, portapotty.

Dave: "Hey! There's a CLUSTERSEX going on Friday night, ya' down?"
Tyrone: "How big's the room?"
Dave: "It's the phonebooth on 4th Street."

by milkBAKE September 9, 2015

Clustermug

1. (Noun) A group of mugs in a small area.
2. (Slang) A replacement for swear words, popularized by S. King

1: There was a man carrying a clustermug in the larger mug when he got mugged.
2: That was crazy; it was a real clustermug.

by MrMug July 1, 2017

Clusterfrick

Clusterfrick {clus-ter fri-ck}. A change of the word Clusterfuck, But you gotta keep it PG-13 family friendly content.

" hey what up guys idiot youtuber here and i'm gonna tell you a clusterfrick of a story.

by Cazpin Casper May 19, 2018

clusterfrack

First defined by Joseph Gatts on YouTube in October of 2015 in application to the realm of Steven Universe, clusterfrack refers to the process of pumping synthetic tears of Rose Quartz into the core of the earth in order to effect the emergence of the Cluster (a massive fusion of millions of shattered Gems).

This term derives from fracking which refers to the process of either inseminating or pumping something into the Earth to aid in oil drilling operations. In all three cases, the end result is the emergence of either an infant, crude oil, or the Cluster.

After deeming it unsuitable for Gem settlement, the Homeworld Gems decided to clusterfrack the Earth in order to experiment on the effect of synthetic lacrimal essence upon Gem shards.

by Goseph Jatts November 30, 2015

clusterfrak

syn. "clusterfuck." clean version of "clusterfuck" employing the jargon of the Battlestar Galactica universe; "frak" meaning "fuck."

clusterfrak It's a total clusterfrak, man!

by Ogg-the-Bull January 27, 2011

clustermuck

Same as CLUSTERFUCK but more appropriate for any age and social setting.

The website's main page design is a total clustermuck.

by Have a delicioso dia! January 13, 2009