clusterfuckening

When series of ridiculously infuriating/confusing events reaches its apex, usually in ceremonial context. A type of reckoning/realization of sorts.

I'm so happy that Trump is finally coming to terms with the results of the clusterfuckening.

Considering that the bridesmaids are freaking out, and uncle Randy is drunkenly roasting the groom, I'm certainly glad that this is an open-bar clusterfuckening .

I am happy to say, after working through all the emotionally turbulent ordeals upon this clusterfuckening, I am never touching drugs and alcohol again!

clusterfuckening by Loxxicle November 14, 2020

clusterfuckerize

V. profane english
What an inexperienced computer user can do to a computer.

If you let users have full control of their computer, they will clusterfuckerize it.

clusterfuckerize by Ph03n1X July 27, 2004

Clusterfucked

The state of being totally confused,at a loss for words. Like when in the presence of someone who you are so infactuated with you can't think str8.

-I was so clusterfucked when he spoke to me, I know I must have looked like an idiot.

Clusterfucked by Serran December 28, 2005

ClusterFucked

When You’re In A Box With Too Many Thoughts

I was sitting in the bathroom, ClusterFucked.

ClusterFucked by McGregor McGee June 1, 2018

Clusterfucked

Too much going on in the mind at one time

I need a moment to myself because I'm feeling a little clusterfucked

Clusterfucked by Mamma t October 28, 2019

ClusterFuckery

“President” Donald J. Trump

Non-Americans: “I don’t want to travel to America right now because of all of the ClusterFuckery.”

ClusterFuckery by BlueWave2020 April 29, 2020

clusterfucker

Those drivers you see who leave a complete clusterfuck in their wake and have no idea of the chaos they cause.

You know, the ones who stop in the left lane cause they wanna make a right turn and don't want to be inconvenienced as to miss their street and have to go around the block, but don't give two shits or are just too self-absorbed to notice the four car pile up they almost caused by slamming on the brakes in the middle of the street before deciding to give any indication of their intentions by putting their right turn signal on once they are at a dead stop.

These same assclowns who exit the interstate from the left lane causeing the right two lanes of traffic to hit the brakes. Or they get to the end of an on ramp and STOP!

The ones who pull out of a shopping center straight to the left turn lane before figuring out they won't fit, so they end up completely blocking the lane going straight. And then just sit there, instead of backup up back into the parking lot and let traffic go by.

Can usually be found driving a prius, a caprice classic or some other shitty car.

"Look at this asshat coming out of the strip mall trying to get across two lanes of traffic to get to the left turn lane. Why didn't he just exit on the side street, and go straight thru the light? God, What a clusterfucker!"

"Check out this clusterfucker blocking the intersection?! Now we're gonna have to sit thru this light again... It should be legal to shoot stupid fucks."

clusterfucker by Hrothgar70 November 9, 2012