Polite replacement term for clusterfuck. When speaking in certain social situations, a speaker may feel the necessity to dramatize the futility of events, but decorum prevents. By utilizing clusterflop, the gravity of the event is emphasized without resorting to profanity
by Macsloan December 21, 2013
Get the clusterflop mug.A dirigible-shaped turd conisting of a number of pebble turds stuck together. Contrast with globular cluster which lacks the well-defined shape and more resembles a chocolate peanut cluster.
The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006
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An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.
Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part — don't set me up for a clusterfucktastrophe.
by twisterstory February 28, 2011
Get the clusterfucktastrophe mug.1) a bad situation that involves many different smaller situations to create one massive insanely intense ordeal.
2)when to many things happen at once, making it extremely hard to comprehend.
2)when to many things happen at once, making it extremely hard to comprehend.
1) Holy shit! i can't believe my girlfriend was fucking your boyfriend, and they both got into a car accident, and your brother just got arrested, and Jimmy is trying to commit suicide! This whole day was just one big clusterfuck!
2) Wait...i dont understand this movie, who the hell is that guy and why is he now pointing a gun at that other dude..? And when the fuck did they go to the jungle?
2) Wait...i dont understand this movie, who the hell is that guy and why is he now pointing a gun at that other dude..? And when the fuck did they go to the jungle?
by CzarOfSlang April 21, 2010
Get the Clusterfuck mug.The application of this unique Variation of the traditional F-Bomb is quite theraputic when applied in the right situation see the example provided
Paddy .. (Drops Iphone-5 Breaking It .. Cluster F-Bomb Begins) .. Fuckin'... what the fuckin' fuck.. what the fuck... fuck this fuckin'... how the fuck did it fuckin' fucks... FUCK!
Charlie .. Did that help at all?
Paddy .. Actually yes i feel a lot better
Charlie .. Did that help at all?
Paddy .. Actually yes i feel a lot better
by BoxingDayButImNotKeenOnSprouts November 27, 2013
Get the Cluster F-Bomb mug.An understaffed workplace where the few employees are responsible for so many different tasks that job titles do not exist. In Clusterfuckville, everything goes wrong as often as possible and yet the company still manages to get everything done and look good to the clients. Because of this, the owners do not feel the need to hire additional help.
I've got 40 different projects going on, calls coming in every 3 seconds, my inbox is filled with "urgent" messages and you want me to get you coffee??? Welcome to Clusterfuckville!
by Dannoso Malvagità January 27, 2010
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