clinkers

Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.

Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Clunker

A fat fish in the freshwater bass species who reach 3 lbs + but never reach 5 lbs.
Could be a Largemouth bass, Smallmouth bass, Peacock, etc...
A good size bass but not good enough to be called a Hog or Pig.

Fishermen 1: *catches big bass*
Fishermen 1: "Woah check out the gut on that fatty!"
Fishermen 2: "Ya thats a Clunker!"
Fishermen 1: "What the fuck did you just say to me?..."

by Sickflare459 July 27, 2020

hump a clunker

to fuck a girl less attractive to get practice.

you gotta hump a clunker before you can get a cadillac

by awesometits December 23, 2010

Clonkers

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.

Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.

by clonkerkid August 29, 2017

clunker

Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.

"I hate to say but today's been a real fuckin' clunker, know what I mean?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

clunker

A half full beer left over from the party the night before.

I came downstairs this morning and the living room was littered with clunkers.

by Wizmasta January 3, 2009

chunkers

Extremely Fat Person

That is a little chunkers you have there!

by atomapples2 July 2, 2008