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Chunkel

Just a regular dude who makes art and other weird things, but definitely does not have sex with animals.
by TheHumanPersonMan May 27, 2018
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Happy Clunker

The act of masturbating and taking a poop at the same time for that act of saving time or to give your self an after lunch break boost
I start my day with a Happy clunker. It saves me time and really boost my mood.
by Lost Losers podcast July 10, 2021
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Crunkely

A general feeling of malaise, feeling awful, or just downright shite.
"I don't want to go to the party. I am feeling crunkely today."
by Crunkmaster 3000 January 5, 2021
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Clunkers

Clunkers are Boots or shoes that are too large for the persons foot and they essentially clunk when a step is taken. If your toes are and inch away from the toe of the shoe/boot then you are basically wearing Clunkers.
'She tripped over her clunkers because they were too big'
1 'why'd you get shoes too big for your feet?'
2 'There clunkers, i needed big shoes i can walk through mud with. And the Clunkers i don't care about getting dirty.'
1 'That's stupid'
2 'Thank you'
by Nymbal Seu January 3, 2010
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clunker

a person in burlington, vt who rummages through recycling bins to find cans and bottles he or she can return at a grocery store for money. they make a lot of noise. they also stand outside and wait for you. they're creepy. beware.
When I went to take out my recycling, I saw a clunker outside waiting for me. AHHHHH!
by scaredinburlington August 25, 2009
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clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.
Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?
by Guido1 August 23, 2009
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Clunkett

CL-un-KET Pieces of poop stuck in your bum hairs. Very common in dogs
Urgh I've got a Clunkett

Oh man I've got to have a bath these clunketts are killing me
cling-on

Don't put the dog on me it's got clunketts
by Frogandpig December 8, 2015
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