Clum

A creature that has a fluffy tail and a shell, it weighs between unc4 o anf 53 kilos

he clums.

you see that clum?
yeah
it really do be fertilizing that airport though

by Cement Enjoyer May 6, 2021

Clum

Chunky cum. (Cum with clumps in it)

Finn came in my mouth and his cum was clummy.

by Clumy plum May 6, 2021

Clum

When you’re a clown and you cum

“Oh fuck i’m gonna CLUM” - chuckles the clown

by chucklestheclummer August 5, 2022

Clum

The word used to describe when your best friend looks obese at a party

"CLUM!... Your lookin a bit fat mate."

by Arquebus August 22, 2023

Clum

Slang for the lube that helps semen navigate the sperm ducts, used in slang to indicate that a individual is not created from semen, but from clum

Person 1 “Lil mar talking to another homeless lady”
Person 2 “Man that guy is a clum baby”

by Yugoose December 1, 2024

clum bum

An abbreviated set of words to describe a clumsy bum.

Guy 1: Tiffany always stubs her toe on things when she walks around the house.
Guy 2: I know right, she's such a clum bum.

by redrobinyum562 August 13, 2017

clum baby

a term for male ejaculate

When it came to busting a nut, Peter had always been shamed by his inability to shoot a wad with any force behind it. No matter how hard he flogged his hog, his tiny little clum baby always ended up spattering the toes of his loafers.

by Janny January 13, 2006