clum

clum is a word for an amzing guy with massive muscles and amazing look

i need to be like clum, he is amazing who live in an amazing flat with an amazing mum

by suzzie and MIKE January 2, 2009

clum bum

An abbreviated set of words to describe a clumsy bum.

Guy 1: Tiffany always stubs her toe on things when she walks around the house.
Guy 2: I know right, she's such a clum bum.

by redrobinyum562 August 13, 2017

clum baby

a term for male ejaculate

When it came to busting a nut, Peter had always been shamed by his inability to shoot a wad with any force behind it. No matter how hard he flogged his hog, his tiny little clum baby always ended up spattering the toes of his loafers.

by Janny January 13, 2006

Clum Baby

an extremely large pile of semen on the small of a womans back. at least 2 to 3 shot glasses worth of semen.

I left a clum baby on Jills back!

by Ryan LaFrance April 2, 2008

Clum

An obnoxious idiot who is constantly jagging into things, spilling things and being an all round fuckup. WARNING ⚠️ do not fuck a clum!

Jerry: Jesus Kevin, this is a threesome not an orgy you clum!

Susan:Kerry is such a dumb clum, she walked right into a tree.

by Agatha Vontrapp August 26, 2018

Clum

Clum = Clown cum

I love Pennywise fanfictions, I just wan him to clum on me

by NuclearKärring December 2, 2017

Clum

A creature that has a fluffy tail and a shell, it weighs between unc4 o anf 53 kilos

he clums.

you see that clum?
yeah
it really do be fertilizing that airport though

by Cement Enjoyer May 6, 2021