When you rage and cry at a video game like so, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STOP MAN IM LOOSING
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(this was made by closedonut don't use it to bully me)
by CloseDonut June 20, 2019
Get the closedonut mug.when you text somebody and they reply back with lol, haha, or yeah leaving you confused on what to say back and killing your conversation
guy 1: i told her about the kid getting shoved in the locker and she just replyed back lol
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!
by Carlos Mendez-Valdez June 6, 2009
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a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition
juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!
by esteguey October 31, 2007
Get the closed casket mug.The ultimate lulz. African American males with extremely large afros block the pedophilic doorways of habbo hotel, especially the pool.
47 year old male trying to get to the 13 year old male on the other side of the /b/ user: You dam troll let me in the pool!
/b/ user: Pools Closed
/b/ user: Pools Closed
by ForTheLulzzz May 11, 2009
Get the Pools Closed mug.covering the entire body, in a way such that is appropriate for the situation. In a snowstorm, you would not be considered fully clothed in a bathing suit. However, such clothing is considered "full" when you are at the beach.
You need to be fully clothed to enter this store, son." or "Are you crazy?! Why are you so fully clothed when it's 70 degrees out!?
by Karlmaster169283469135 July 7, 2011
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-no it s not that.... i just don t know what i feel...i m clushed
-no it s not that.... i just don t know what i feel...i m clushed
by Jelly bean July 1, 2010
Get the clushed mug.A sexual situation that involves either two guys and one girl or two girls and one guy. All participants have their clothes on and there is absolutely no penetration. Actions can include stroking, touching, rubbing, spooning, and manual masterbation. Common places to partake in this action are on couches or in movie theaters. CTWOs (as they are better known) are for people that aren't ready to go for intercourse or where it would be too akward to have interocurse with three people.
Jack: I can't believe this is happening
Jake: I know. Who knew she would ask us both for a back massage.
Jack: Even if this Clothed Three-Way Outercourse doesn't lead to anything she's still so hot it doesn't matter.
Jake: Great job man. We go too hard.
Jake: I know. Who knew she would ask us both for a back massage.
Jack: Even if this Clothed Three-Way Outercourse doesn't lead to anything she's still so hot it doesn't matter.
Jake: Great job man. We go too hard.
by 69master December 23, 2012
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