by BetchDef March 01, 2015
A magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and R Kelly narrates every action anyone does.
He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…
by Yaziyo March 05, 2008
One who acts gay, dresses gay, and/or engages in any type of obvious faggotry or blatant homosexuality but frustratingly will not come out of the closet. The opposite of a slysexual.
I swear I literally overheard Sean and his girlfriends talking about their girls night out last weekend" and he STILL says hes not gay. what a closeteer!
by TyCoLicious January 23, 2011
container for tom cruise
by Stephan Hill September 04, 2006
A place for all the baby gays so increase their gayness, and when they leave the closet they will be a grown up gay and be comfortable in their gayness 🌈🌈
Oh my god you see a baby gay in its natural habitat peeking out of the closet, now walking out, now shutting the closet door. And now that gay is burning that closet with their beautiful rainbow fire. THE END🌈🌈🌈!
by Infamousemosquad✌🏼️ June 25, 2016
When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.
by Porno Joe February 16, 2005
A repressed homosexual or bi-sexual who may or may not 'come out of the closet' and disclose their sexuality. They may be 'outed' against their will.
Also refers to a homosexual or bi-sexual who is experiencing self denial.
Also refers to a homosexual or bi-sexual who is experiencing self denial.
by LizzieHHH December 22, 2007