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Cloop, Clooped, Clooping

To hit somebody in the testicles while off guard, but only during a time of competitive game play with a very close friend. Both these are crucial points in classifying nut shots as clooping; this must be an ongoing war/competition between two friends trying to find the right moment when to move forward with a spontaneous attack to the nuts.
Friend A gets home from work, and greets Friend B outside on the Cloopfront porch, as they both continue to smoke their cigarettes. Once Friend B finishes his smoke, he turns around to walk back into their house. Friend A reaches down,and with a striking vertical blow/karate chop, racks Friend B in the balls screaming "Cloop bitch! You've been clooped"

Friend A walks by friend B and back hand slaps friend B in the nuts causing him to fall to his knees in a terribly uncomfortable pain. While laughing Friend C asks friend A what they're doing. "Clooping" Friend A calmly replies with a smirk on his face.

Cloop, Clooped, Clooping circa 2011
by Motörgreg September 23, 2011
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Choocies

Missed catching the ball and it hit me right in the choocies
by weemoo September 3, 2011
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Cloochie

CLOWN PUSSY. Otherwise known as CLUSSY. Simple as that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Him: I hooked up with a girl clown last night!
Other him: How was day cloochie!? UwU
Him: It honked!
by Veiluzion January 24, 2020
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Cloobie

A blunt rolled out of random objects, usually found In or around the house. Many times, they use a mixture of pine needles, dried apple skins, and onion leaves. Also, they usually contain pure nicotine, gorilla glue marijuana, and tobacco from only the finest of Cuban cigars. They are known to produce massive amounts of smoke, and hotbox an entire house within minutes.
Yo cuz, pass me a cloobie real quick
by Javontae Davis April 7, 2019
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cloogie

a cloogie happens when someone gives oral sex to a man without a condom on, when the man cums in their mouth, if they swallow, later they will hock up a "cloogie"
"Girl, Jacob gave me the cloogie of my life!"

or

"OH.MY.GOD.DID.YOU.SEE.THAT.CLOOGIE?IT.WAS.HUGE!"
by shiitbaagqueer November 28, 2011
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clookie

a word for someone who loves cookies.
by clookiemonster April 13, 2009
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cloozie

A slappable form of a beer insulator which combines the much loved slap bracelet of the 90s with the convenience of a beer coozie.
"Slap that cloozie around my bottle yo....I'm gonna go smash and don't want it gettin' all warm n' shit." "Word."
by sloozy June 19, 2014
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