Cock Eyed

when a woman loves cock so much she can't take her eyes off it.

wow man that bitch is cock eyed!

holey shit she hasn't stopped looking at it sinse I got here, she be cock eyed mother fucker!

by bollateck June 1, 2011

cock eyed pierce

puting a nose ring through your penis hole and piercing it through

When tom was about to have sex he whipped out his cock eyed pierce, his girl friend was later then turned off

by corky buchek 34 March 3, 2011

Cock eyed

When a man sitcks his penis in another man's eye while he is sleeping. This is usually done at a beer bash or shindig.

This happened when Dusty Robson(FUCKIN DICK!!!!) did this to me while i slept........I HATE HIM

by REGRETING FALLING ASLEEP!!! March 28, 2005

Cock Eyed and Bushy Tailed

This is wen some thing you have been workin on has major problems with it when it is finished. You stay back and look at it to see if its Cocked Eyed and Bushy Tailed

Chris: How did your cabinet turn out
Eric: Its really bad, Its all cock eyed and bushy tailed

by SteelerFan86 November 4, 2007

cock eyed drunk

So drunk can't walk straight

Girls: im just tipsy

Friend: no your cock eyed drunk

by mr Johnson24 April 28, 2014

Cock-eyed

When something goes a direction it shouldnt

Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways

by NotYourGirlfriend,Chris November 23, 2016

Cock eyed

Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions.

Wether it’s by a bunch or not.

Person 1: Do I look cock eye.

Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed

by Thousand measurement April 14, 2022