Need for a change. Time to change old or bad habits. Time to make a change. Source: A phrase I coined at the hospital when I was changing some bad habits that were harming my health and well being.
My life working this this job is dull and boring. Time to put a new number in the clock. I'll quit my job and go into business for myself owning my own pet store.
by Dave Greer March 4, 2008
Get the put a new number in the clock. mug.A total upset. One of the biggest surprises you've seen in a long time. Like discovering Ma'am and George had a secret passage to upstairs for Webster, hidden away inside a faux grandfather clock.
"Wait a second. So you're telling me Ivy is a dude???"
"I slid off her pants and...fuck. I think I'm going to be sick again."
"She didn't have a bulge or anything?"
"Nope. Like a fucking stairway in a grandfather clock...ugh...I'm going to hurl again."
"I slid off her pants and...fuck. I think I'm going to be sick again."
"She didn't have a bulge or anything?"
"Nope. Like a fucking stairway in a grandfather clock...ugh...I'm going to hurl again."
by pH Balance January 31, 2008
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by spockk December 15, 2008
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Jeff: "Who's that dude molesting the bartender?"
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."
by Pete Dick January 19, 2008
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