clitical cerebus

a vagina monster that consists of pubes and teeth.

a girl with a huge camel toe but realy its a clititcal cerebus. justin biebers mouth is a clitical cerebus.

by emosanuba March 9, 2011

clippiclippiculule

A very, very, very long set of clippers

Adolf Hitler used a clippiclippiculule to cut down the branches that very high up, since they bothered him.

by NeYo2048 April 10, 2017

cliticus

A morbidly obese clitoris with barbaric qualities.

Yo man, I was going down on jessica and pulled her panties down and there is was...Cliticus.

by Dei.mos June 14, 2017

clitdictorian

The master of the clit. One who ones the clit better then a female can

Girl Kevin licked my pussy so good a gave him the clitdictorian award.

by Schunor April 23, 2018

clitdick

An insult to be used against a man, implies that his dick is the size of a clit.

John, you're a clitdick.

by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"

Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!

by Tookar April 13, 2005

Clit pic

Taking a pic of ur clit

Send me a clit pic

by anonymous May 1, 2020