CLIDICK

A penis that is so small i could be mistaken for a clitoris

OR

a clitoris that is so bg it could be mistaken for a dick

look at my dick its like a half dick half clit, clidick!!

by daniel dole June 12, 2006

clitickey

When performing fellatio on the female genitalia and one sucks the clitoris too hard and leaves a hickey like mark.

I sucked on my girl's clit too hard last time I ate her out, I think I left a clitickey.

by E_Daddy February 2, 2017

Trainee troll clitadick

A woman who is very masculine and most likely takes steroids

That lady over there looks like a Trainee troll clitadick .

by Ineedbaconplease September 9, 2019

cliddick

It's something you can call someone to offend them. Such a huge clit it looks like a penis with pussy lips. We all know that no-one wants to be called anything that disgusts everyone!!

I can't stand you!! Don't come around me anymore you F*#king CLIDDICK!!

by a non a mis August 9, 2007

clitick

When the clit is excessively large and gives off miniature penis vibes.

Des: dude you pretty much deep throated a clitick.
Jayden: wtf is a clitick?
Des: a big ass clit that’s basically a miniature dick😂
Jayden:Yoo, I deep throated a clitick- 🤭
Des: you deep throated a clitickkkk

by D3ssi January 13, 2021

Clit dick

A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.

“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
“Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”

by Littletickle July 9, 2022

Micro clit dick

A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.

I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.

by Jenntrified Dictator January 21, 2026