cantankerous

Someone who is old and crabby. Annoys you to no end.

OZK was being cantankerous when he refused to tell me what I wanted to know.

by JC Hats January 9, 2008

cantankerous nipples

the malformation of nipples to the size of basketballs. Commonly known as the Olivia Sullivan disease.

My nipples are huge and fungus like, they are cantankerous nipples

by ellalalalala February 23, 2011

cantankerous nipples

nipples the size of basketballs with cone's on them.
squirrels that have acorns as boobs.
weird.

olvia sullivan has cantankerous nipples

(*)(*)

by oliviacumerford February 20, 2011

Cantankerous

Testy, grumpy.

Person 1: Stop being so cantankerous!
Person 2: Shut up, just leave me alone would you!?!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

cantankerous prune

A fake community member in an NFT group who preaches smashing floors but ends up pumping bags instead.

PSA for the unaware - this dude runs organized pumps and socially bullies people into doing what's best for HIS bags. He's always been a cantankerous prune.

by YuriDCulus February 2, 2022

Cantankerous

An old, cranky, and all around grumpy man. Usually named Tim.

Megan: Jesus, I wish there was a word to describe Tim.

Jason: Yeah, he's very cantankerous.

by fastintegra90 April 22, 2023

Contankerous

When something, someone,or a whole situation is absolutely fucked up.

Yea man my tire went flat on the car I come here to get another and they tell me they don't got my size shits contankerous you ask me

by Bits&PiecesofPsycho September 5, 2023