Anne of Cleves

Ich Bin Anna of Cleves. When King Henry VIII saw her portrait, he was like yasss. But she didn’t look as good as she did in her pic. Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry’s little prick…

You’d better get down, because Anne of Cleves is the queen of the castle, you dirty rascal…

by six the musical March 14, 2022

cletus

Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel. Britney Spears' husband. Inbred cracker white trash with money.

Kevin Federline is a right Cletus. Now he lives in a fine-ass triplewide!

by VegasRudeBoy September 26, 2005

Cletus Weefee

Some fucking moron with a crack addiction who sells faulty routers

That sister fucking dip fuck Cletus weefee just gave me a microwave with glue in it

by Sosig April 9, 2020

Damn It Cletus

When your friend Madison says something stupid

Her: When did you move in this class
Me: Damn It Cletus

by 📱🍵 February 24, 2020

clevs

an unnecessarily abbreviated term for 'clever,' in the same way 'legit' was derived from its root 'legitimately.'

Tom: Man, that unicorn is so legit.

Dot: Actually, it's clevs, because it's just a statue.

Tom: Then that legit statue is too clevs!

by MINUSthe January 25, 2011

cletus

a charicter on The Simpsons

cletus: i got 300 of them coopons

by Brian January 24, 2004

clevesdad

verb. To slap or abuse someone (esp. in public), to make sure they heard you straight.

1. Cleve's dad just clevesdadded his own grandson!

2. My employee looked at me wrong when I said I was docking his pay. So I clevesdadded him so hard and said, "Is that clear?" He understood at last.

by saucebangings February 11, 2010