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Ceming is a great, smart and awesome guy! He is single and doesn't wanna mingle.

He is a promoter for all cool and fancy electronic devices!
He is loved by all lab members, especially his boss Chang.

He will be the next trillionaire and scientist!
"I wanna be the Ceming in the lab."
"No, you are not, I am the Ceming in the lab"
" I am looking for a Ceming to date"
by Changfunfacts August 21, 2018
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Clemintine

Clementine is a rare but beatiful name that every girl is jealous if. they are very loving and will stop there life for yours because they are sweet, loving, caring, touchy, and smart and wI'll never hurt you . Unless you get on her bad side if you do she is a absolute bad ass and you will be make your life a living hell. DON'T lose an Clementine she is great.
wow look at her

oh that's gorgeous clemintine
by Clementine6789 March 31, 2019
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Clemintine

1. (n) A Sex Fiend, Sex Goddess/God, Sex Queen/King. Someone with excellent Sexual skills, or Dance/pole moves.
2. (n) A Small, Sweet orange.
"She's So Good, I'd even call her a Clemintine"

"May i have another Clemintine?"
by Melly January 13, 2005
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Clemin

-noun
1. The coagulated substance clinging to the bristly groin of a female who has done without washing or hygene for at least a few menstrual cycles. An inch or two layer of sour cervical tissue creating a plug of greasy steaming filth in and around the entrance to ones stench trench. Often resembling a brownish green scab with black wire protruding from it in appearance, but harbouring the acrid smell of hot cheese and rotting prawn cocktail.

Most well known for the permanent dark stain it leaves on anything unfortunate enough to come into contact with its hot moist surface.
"Oh my god, this burnt mincemeat looks like clemin!"
by ShaolinPete March 24, 2009
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Clemintine

also shortened to 'Clems' and also used to describe chavs, pikies, knackers and general scumbags

used to describe the lower levels of Irish society. They can easily be spotted in any Irish town, city or even village.

Males:
-tuck their tracksuit bottoms into their sock
-spit a lot
-have no jobs, nor ever will
-smell of sweat and bad aftershave/burgers
-wear a lot of cheap gold jewellery
-greasy hair
-sit on shop windows/electrical boxes/walls and shout abuse at people

Females:
- look the exact same only are a disgusting shade of orange
- wear clothes that are too small for them
- have a child in a buggy with them at all times
- I'm not walking down there...
- Why not?
- There's a load of Clemintines sitting on that wall and I didn't bring a stick to beat them away...
by petal29 June 11, 2011
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Cleminash

A process of sexually inserting your fingers inside the anus whilst jumping on top of someone and pulling their shorts down in a swimming pool and making their tooth fall out
Abinash was cleminashed
by Maninderclemence April 19, 2018
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Ceming

Ceming is such an awesome and smart person, who is currently single, and doesn't wanna mingle.

He is loved by all his lab mates, especially his boss Chang.

He will be the next trillionaire and scientist. Date him!!
Do it like Ceming!
I wanna be the Ceming of the lab!
by Changfunfacts August 21, 2018
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