Cleaning the bong

To rub ones penis(usually during masturbation) which looks as if said one is cleaning a bong(device used to smoke drugs) until said one ejaculates.

Did you see Joey cleaning the bong over Megan last night.

by Ammo hog November 19, 2010

Spring Cleaning

A thorough cleaning around the house when winter is over.

I need a spring cleaning service on my house

by RafaelJax March 11, 2006

Cleaning out the lunchbox

Slang to describe female masturbation

When Ki-Ki caught the girl cleaning out the lunchbox, he giggled and ran away

by MSB33 December 24, 2008

Clearing the runway

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.

guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.

by h22acd December 13, 2010

Cleaning the plate

When your eating pussy or vagina

I was cleaning the plate last night

by Infinent October 29, 2010

Chesaning

Farm based community located smack dab between M-52 and M-57. Consisting of about 3,000 people and 20,000 cows and acres of corn. This town offers Showboat week, a week consisting of concerts, drunk people and a parade. The high school is home to 500 or so students and offers a great FFA. Don't be surprised if you see a tractor driving through town or a house being busted with weed.

I drove through Chesaning, accidentally blinked and missed everything.

by Jenrenee2009 March 4, 2010

Creaning

Spending so much time at the tanning salon that your skin appears orange.

After another session of creaning, he looked like a cross between Tom Arnold and an Oompa Loompa.

by illinoisportsfan April 30, 2009