by MAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA January 30, 2005
Get the claudiomug. Name of the only badass motherfucker that managed to beat off Chuck Norris and dickslaped more hos than Tiger Woods!
Dude, Jean Claudio just killed Chuck Norrys with a shadowkick to the head and banged all of the Kardashians a the same time! Even the dog!
by Sixkiller February 10, 2010
Get the Jean Claudiomug. by claudio.babyyyy June 20, 2019
Get the Sabrina Claudiomug. Claudio Sanchez is the gorgeous & ridiculously talented lead singer/guitar player for the best band in the world, (progressive rock) Coheed and Cambria. Born March 12, 1978. He writes the story behind Coheed and Cambria and is not only an amazing wide-ranged vocalist, but an eloquent writer as well. People often take cheap shots at the beautiful Claudio by comparing him to a female, but it really doesn't matter because they're not the ones with 11003294328493's of fans.
"duhuhuh claudio sanchez sounds like a girl"
"why don't you try singing that high"
*snaps vocal cords and dies*
"fucking faggot. coheed forever."
"why don't you try singing that high"
*snaps vocal cords and dies*
"fucking faggot. coheed forever."
by ambellina August 15, 2006
Get the claudio sanchezmug. The brilliant hispanic lead singer of coheed and cambria, he is very talented at guitar and especially singing, i love his high pitched womanly voice, and did i mention his poofy hair it rules and also looks like a davey crocket hat when in a ponytail.
by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 1, 2005
Get the claudio sanchezmug. The most brilliant and beautiful lead singer of coheed and cambria. He has the most amazing voice, sweet personality, and gorgeous hair.
Girl1: did you see coheed and cambria last week?
Girl2: yes, and i almost died when i saw claudio sanchez play the double-necked guitar!!!!
Girl3: total f*cking orgasm when he played that solo behind his head...
Girl2: yes, and i almost died when i saw claudio sanchez play the double-necked guitar!!!!
Girl3: total f*cking orgasm when he played that solo behind his head...
by blufaerie August 2, 2006
Get the Claudio Sanchezmug. 