CatScamming

When you're selling photos or having chats posing as someone else on a social media, mainly telegram.
The term originated at a late night discussion on a discord server, and was coined by a user named SpideyX.

So you've been chatting with this girl on telegram and you pay her for it? Dude it looks like CatScamming

by SpideyX October 23, 2020

Club Cats

Women of all ages who on halloween dress up as cats with fury ears and sexy costumes and feel embolden to grabs men’s genitals on the dance floor.

Wow Paco, it’s happened again. These club cats always get me every Halloween.

by Pacoroni March 17, 2023

Catspeak

Nonsensical or glaringly incorrect grammar usage, usually found in internet typing. The presence of catspeak usually indicates that somebody let their cat use the computer.

Catspeak is used by non-cats, for humorous effect, in cat-themed image macros.

Examples of catspeak:

This is too many breads!

Surrender all your nutrient.

by Anonymous B. Tard May 2, 2007

Cats

the most cuddly gifts from god.

Cats are my idol.

Cats are love. Cats are life.

by MyBigFatBoobs January 24, 2020

catspiracy

When one or more cats conspire, as to impede you from getting out of bed.

The alarm went off, then Chairman Meow laid on mt chest. Total catspiracy!

by such a Judge Reinhold November 4, 2016

Cats

1. Rulers of the internet

2. Cute

3. Fireballs of claws and death

Me: Hey its a cat
Friend: oh cool
Me: *makes a luring noise*
Friend: you shouldnt-
Me: *strokes cat*
Cat: *purrs* meow
Me: oh whos so cute? *looks away* *accidentally pokes cats eye* ...
Cat: *catches fire and goes into ball form with claws facing out*
Me: uhm.. *gets attacked by cat* *dies* *singed body on the ground*
Friend: i told him so...

END

by _Better_Than_You_ August 2, 2016

Cats

Cats are medium sized, fluffy felines. Cats love to play and cuddle, but don't be fooled by their cuteness; they have razor sharp claws that can slash out your eyes. But they're still very cute.

Cats are cute and fluffy, but vicious.

by Cat Lover322 October 19, 2011