Clarkson

An erection at an inconvenient time.

Adrianne: Look Dixie, Matt has a Clarkson.
*giggle*

by dixie&adrii March 26, 2010

Angry Clarkson

A chug style drink. Ingredients including:
Hard cider in a pint glass
a shot with tequila and chambourgh float on the top

you drop the shot into the hard cider and chug it all.

Thus becoming angry like Myke Clarkson

"Dude, i just drank 4 Angry Clarkson's and i just banged a fat chick"

by rekcut24 December 1, 2011

Jelly Clarkson

The preppy way of Being completely jealous. Instead of saying i'm jealous it went to Jelly and now to celebrity names. So basically some retards decided to name Kelly with Jelly and now its Jelly Clarkson

Jenny "hey girl, were did you get your bag?!!"
Stacey "Juicy Couture arnt you in love with it?"
Jenny" TOTS.. i'm so Jelly Clarkson"
Stacey "Your So..Jelly Pickler!!"

by Nicky x3 May 28, 2012

clarkstown north

disgusting school filled with bugs, all the girls are either mad hot or dumb ugly, the worst high school in the state filled with weirdos who eat their toe nail clippings.

"yo clarkstown north is gross, I heard they got bugs in the bathrooms"

by yurdddd December 12, 2017

kelly clarkson

Born on April 24, 1982, Kelly Clarkson is the amazingly talented first American Idol Winner. Commenly known as "the girl next door" by her loveable, gunuine personality. Debut single, A Moment Like This, set Guiness Record for largest chart jump in history. Debut album, Thankful, is mulitplatinum.

"Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist."

by katieUSA11 September 12, 2004

Kelly Clarkson

The only American Idol winner who really had major success, probably because she puts out the best songs of them all.

Coming up we got Kelly Clarkson right here on on your #1 hit music station.

by 1069 August 27, 2005

KELLY CLARKSON

Enormous talent and artistry.

Judy, "see that singer over there, she might be able to come close to Kelly Clarkson one day, if she really works on it".

by he'sfake July 22, 2004