santa clausification

To paint a glowing and praiseworthy picture of a somewhat well know, but assumed to be great and wholesome individual. Martin Luther King, Jr. has be 'santa clausified' by the white American public.

The santa clausification of Santa Claus will end when the frozen human heads are found in his basement or the animal porn collection is unearthed.

by Ian (St.) R. April 11, 2008

Crazification

1. The word crazy made into an adverb.
2. Describing the amount of craziness in an area
3. The unit 'Crazy' is measured in.

When you threw that pie the Crazification levels went up!

by Dwinky May 1, 2005

crapifications

used as an oath/curse when the user of the word is either
a)feeling posh, or
b)hyper.
The word gives the user time to think of what they will say next.

Oh crapifications, I left all of my work at home!

by Raphael Angrypie the Uberpotato November 16, 2006

classification

The process of grouping things based on their similarities

That kid Kanin is grouping things based on similarities which is also called Classification

by WowBro12345654321 February 14, 2018

Party Classifications

System used for identifying different types of party's or a social get together. An early warning system to provide information about the party prior to arriving. This system measures the ratio of men to woman, as well as probability of authorities arriving on scene to end the get together.

Classifications:

Stage 1:
Party Size: 4 - 6 persons
Sex Ratio: 3 Men : 1 Woman
Police Encounter: Extremely low
Noise: Low to moderate

Stage 2:
Party Size: 7 - 9 persons
Sex Ratio: 4 Men : 2 Woman
Police Encounter: Low to moderate
Noise: Moderate to high

Stage 3:
Party Size: 10 - 15 persons
Sex Ratio: 4 Men : 3 Woman
Police Encounter: High
Noise: High

Stage 4:
Party Size: 16+
Sex Ratio 4 Men : 4 Woman
Police Encounter: Extremely high
Noise Extremely high

Party Classifications Stage 1 - This party sucks!

Party Classifications Stage 2 - This party definitely needs more action!

Party Classifications Stage 3 - This party is pretty live!

Party Classifications Stage 4 - WOW! Look at all these people! I love it! RUNNN COPS!!!

by Diddly Doodly Dee November 12, 2010

Clarificationess

Pronunciation: /ˌklær.ɪ.fɪˈkeɪ.ʃən.ɛs/
Part of speech: Noun
Definition:
The quality or state of being clarified, explained, or made comprehensible — often to an absurd or excessive degree.

"I stared at the manual with peak clarificationess and still didn’t understand it."

by pseudonerf February 16, 2026

classification

An animal that is dumb

Reese your a classification

by Reese love Kauffman February 14, 2018