Tiny Clanger

During sex, participant A sticks a slide whistle up the anus of participant B. Participant B must then expel gas through their anus, hopefully making the slide whistle make a sound. If performed correctly this will sound like the character 'Tiny Clanger' from the iconic British children's TV show Clangers.

"How are you enjoying your new slide whistle?"
"It is great! Last night I was doing my wife and I gave her a Tiny Clanger."

by papa poop 2 July 29, 2009

Clangers

Affectionate term often used to describe ones testicles.
Maybe due to the noise they make ?

I don't know how Martin managed to talk with his mouth full of clangers.

by Jukes August 30, 2005

Dropped a clanger

To generate an ungodly stench ether by a horrendous shit or fart.

Usually given as a warning or boast to others when exiting the toilet.

Jesus! someone dropped a clanger in the bog!

by Bricknutz December 17, 2011

Clangers

Fecal matter that sticks to butt hairs and hang about.

James doesn't wipe his arse properly, He's got Clangers!

by MastaTea June 14, 2015

clanger

When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error

Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player

by 733-539@ May 5, 2006

Clanger

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

by Noa Utos June 24, 2011

Clanger

An expression used in team based games when one person hits the ball at an unexpectedly hard speed and the ball travels faster than the speed of light itself. Most commonly used by Pulse Fire when playing Rocket League.

Pulse Fire: *Does a ground pinch going 180kph*
Pulse Fire: "That was an absolute clanger dud"

by Redknight135 November 20, 2020