Cock Clammin'

To deny access to sexual intercorse; cock block

That hoe Michelle was cock clammin' on me with LaTronda

by VoltronxMF April 28, 2004

Clamming

Geordie way of saying starving

I havn't ate all day, i'm absolotly clamming

by Stormteddy August 6, 2011

Clamity

You just misspelled calamity, how?

Person: Dude, yesterday was a clamity
Person 2: Did you just misspell calamity?
Person: No, it was a pun
Person 2: Yeah right
Person: *Sweats and wipes forehead*
Person 2: Ew, don't wipe my forehead again

by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020

road clamming

The female version of road head. The act of when a man or woman goes down on a woman while driving.

Gwen was driving and told her boyfriend to start road clamming her because she wanted to get off.

by Jbortion May 29, 2018

clampit

Ass-backward redneck white people; usu. used by African-Americans when refering to same.

...but I only brought 'em 5 and stuck his ass for 3...do you think that clampit 'd sick his goons on me?

by crazymike December 13, 2004

Clamming

Verb.

An assertion of dominance or act of revenge where a woman crouches down over someone who is asleep or passed out so that her genitalia touches their face. The female equivalent of teabagging.

"Jane is really mad at John for being a drunken jackass tonight."
"Yeah, I know. She said she's clamming him when he passes out."
"Deserved."

by Katy with a "y" December 1, 2011

Clampitt Story

A story in which is usually short and completely pointless. A story that has no relevance to any subject already mentioned in current conversation. These short lived comments are usually followed by a quick and short goat like laugh.

Chris Clampitt told another clampitt story when he mentioned the shocks not working well when the current topic was new movies.

(current topic is water parks)
Me -The lazy river is my favorite.
Chris - Yeah I did doughnuts in my truck all winter long hehehe

by Nate Brott December 27, 2011