Clamato week

A woman's menstrual period.

I was wanting to have sex with my wife but it's clamato week.

by ageektheory August 25, 2013

Clamato

This is simply the blood that flows as a discharge from the uterus. Also called menorrhea, the time during which menstruation occurs is referred to as menses.

Not to be confused with Bud & Clamato, a horrid beverage from the anti-marijuana corporation AnHeiserBusch.

Clamato is very different from blood that moves continuously through the veins. In fact, it's less concentrated blood. It has fewer blood cells than ordinary blood.

by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020

Clamato

1. A delicious beverage consisting of tomato juice blended with dried clam broth. Often mixed with vodka or gin as an alternative "bloody mary."
2. A diminutive Burghal Gnome Assassin with highly photosensitive eyes and a talent for immitation.

"Get me a Clamato Cocktail! Clamato just disemboweled my best friend and I could really use a drink!"

by A Faithful Clamato Fan September 7, 2004

clam-hat

Clitoris

Her clam-hat is red and swollen

by janet and tom October 7, 2003

Clamato

A clam and tomato fusion (specifically a roma tomato sold by the corner curbside Mexican guy who sells for good value)

Wife I crave clamato.

by Bbnut May 5, 2020

Dirty Clamato

Like it's ancestor the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Clamato is when you pull out a girls tampon and wipe her upper lip with it leaving a nice fishy blood mustache.

Dee Dee was on her period so she excused herself to goto the bathroom before having sex. I told her to wait and I would take it out for her and give her a Dirty Clamato. She thanked me for helping out.

by White Rodney May 27, 2009

Clambate

To fill something or complete surround something with a fart.

Dude, after Sam fell asleep we lifted his sheets up and clambated his bed.

Jack's car smelled so bad after David clambated it yesterday.

by CameronLeonard January 4, 2011