While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forth over there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.
Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.
by MoRgANaNaToR666 March 23, 2021

by Adam Kristopher June 12, 2012

bumper clad ting (adjective ) meaning something that the person did was really special and will only happen on one special time.
by HoskingBogii January 4, 2017

Shit, turds, droppings, particularly after one has eaten corn. Usually left floating in the bowl as a surprise for the next visitor.
by anonymous non-flusher October 21, 2008

A reference to gay men in leather pants or chaps (or a leather skirt, for that matter). Primarily found in gay nigtclubs looking to find "a real thweet fwiend." First known use of this phrase is accredited to Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, an Aussie comic.
" We were so pissed I didn't realized we'd stumbled in to a poofters bar. While me mate was odering up a another round of piss, I noticed that we were surrounded by a bunch of leather clad tail gunners."
by A "Bloody" Fan July 20, 2008

by Bigdaddy29154 October 6, 2019

by huzail March 27, 2016
