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Clarted

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.
Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.
by E.Than101 December 16, 2019
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Blad Clat

A Jamaican pronounciation of Blood Cloth, referring to the piece of cloth women use to clean their vaginas. In Jamaican patois, a Blad Clot is one of the worst insults you can sling at a man. Rastafari show respect.
Ya blad clot, take yere dam hands of me 'erb!
by Wizard of Oz June 10, 2004
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Claptiphobia

Bro: Lets go have have sex
Bitch: Wear a condom, i am claptiphobic
Bro: Fine you got the claptiphobia
by thereason125 May 14, 2011
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Clastered

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.
"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"
by DangerJames October 28, 2011
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Clat

Noun - derogatory term

Refers to a male who is sexually promiscuous and/or has meaningless sex or other sexual activity with numerous women (or men).

May be used of a male who has a history of engaging in sexual activity with numerous partners (possibly simultaneously)

May be used of a male who dresses promiscuously (i.e. "like a douchebag") in order to attract sexual partners.

Female form: Slut
"Did you hear that Mike slept with the whole cheer leading squad? What a clat!"

Chad: Look at Karl over there talking to Kelly. He's such a playa'.
Aaron: Playa'?! He's not a playa'; he's a clat!

"I just saw a complete clat outside with his collar popped!"
by Karl Remus March 11, 2009
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Eric Clapton

The greatest British blues guitarist to ever walk this earth
see also EC
by WistfulThinker March 30, 2004
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Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".
"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"
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