citizenshit

A citizenship which is as good as nothing. Have almost no value abroad and have a passport of which carries very wrong reputation. Immigration around the world hates you.

I have an Indian citizenshit thats why I am grilled by immigration so often

by agckronym June 26, 2023

Flop Citizens

A Flop Citizen is a person who resides in the island near Chile named: Floptropica.

The Flop Citizens live all the way over in Floptropica!

by Floppityflopper February 26, 2023

Friends with Citizenship

Friends with Citizenship refers to a person from any country, meaninglessly marrying someone from another country, just so that they can become a citizen of that country.

Friends with Citizenship is closely related to Friends with Benefits.

Ted: Hey Bill, Did you see Franks new wife?
Bill: YEAH! She is way hot, how did he find an attractive woman? He looks like a pittbull.
Ted: I guess they met on the internet and got married a week later.

Bill: WAIT A MINUTE! Sounds like Friends with Citizenship!
Ted: What's that?
Bill: Thats when hott chicks get on dating websites, and they find ugly pitbull looking guys to marry so that they can become a citizen of another country.
Ted: Wow! This Example is long!!
Bill: Yeah... lets smoke a joint!
Ted: YAY!

by S.H.A.G.GY December 19, 2009

Active Citizens

Another way to say pubic lice. See crabs for more details.

Person 1: Hey my crotch is itchy.
Person 2: Did you sleep with (INSERT NAME OF SLUT)?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: Ew.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You got Active Citizens in your bush

by Vohn November 4, 2009

Upright Citizens Brigade

Go there if you just can't get enough of the high school cafeteria. Cool kids only sit with other cool kids and losers sit with other losers. The only difference here is most of the "cool" kids were nerds in high school and are now living out there fantasy of finally getting to treat other people like crap on the sidewalk. Alot of social politics. Talent pool isn't bad but not worth the hype.
At this point it's become a giant corporation and the school is run like a factory. It's no longer the little guy just trying to make it in the world. They used to perform in a tiny black box fire hazard because they loved and believed in what they were doing. But hey, that's show business.

UCB'rs question: Where do you do improv?
Kind unassuming persons answer: The Pit
UCB'rs response: oh :/

UCB'rs question: Oh, where do you do improv?
unassuming ucb students answer: Upright Citizens Brigade
UCB'rs response: Are you on a Harold Team?
unassuming ucb students answer: no
UCB'rs response: oh :/

by factthis February 16, 2009

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

Bottom of the barrel citizens

Bottom of the barrel Citizens are best described as people that come to the United States and live off of the system, such as Joe Q tax pair

Bottom of the barrel Citizens are best described as people that come to the United States and live off of the system, they often will bitch about inadequate safe housing and how unfairly they are treated, knowing damn well that most of these people will have a life that is way better than anything they have ever experienced in their homeland, the bottom of the bottom of the barrel Citizens are of latino descent and spit out as many kids as possible To get more handouts , Welfare ,healthcare,Food assistance programs, paid utilities and free cell phones with those who make it to the promised land here

by Pro stock September 15, 2020