Corny ass mother fucker

When you get corn cob stuck in your ass you are a corny ass mother fucker

Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker

by Onion2097 August 26, 2022

carny code

(kar' nee kod) n. The set of rules governing the existence of a carny and specifying that all carnies are kindred spirits and must look out for one another. (from The Simpsons)

Homer (in awe): "Did you hear that boy? The Carny code."
Homer (excited): "Did you hear that boy?"

by Raw Bacon January 17, 2007

carny hands

people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.

Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!

by Vanelle March 3, 2009

cornya

A Fine Ass Girl. She Gives The Best Sloppy Toppy Ever, Have Ur Ass Drooling. She Will Always Have Ur Back, Loyal Asf, And Not A Very Mean Person But She Has Her Ways.

Damn Baby, U Such A Cornya...

by Lyric221 February 8, 2018

corny ass

One who asks or speaks in a way that is especially and embarassifly corny. One who tries to act cool, but is actually very uncool indeed.

"You know that Sheila Brienne and Sarah Nicole? I heard they installed a tire swing."
"Oh I'm not even surprised. What a couple of corny asses"

by NotSarahNicole December 13, 2016

Carny Corns

A highly contagious STD received after sleeping with a carny

When Heather got drunk during the local fair week, she had unprotected sex with Bob the carny. When she awoke the next morning, she found itchy hard rough wart like bumps in and around her vagina. It was then she realized she had itchy crusty Carny Corns.

by Fecal Jihad September 6, 2013

cornyswagg

there was a snake named candycorn. he was renamed to cornyshawty because shawty's like a melody. everyone likes to be swag, so cornyswaggy. cornyswaggy is too long, so it becomes cornyswagg.

E: "Cornyswagg pooped on my carpet."
A: "Lovely."

by cornyswagg November 17, 2020