Circumcizing The Mosquito

Over analyzing something that usually doesn't need much thought; looking too far into circumstantial possibilities.

Worrying about who your third string QB is when you have a pro bowl starter is just Circumcizing The Mosquito a little bit.

by billythekid9797 October 2, 2016

circumcision

What happens when ignorant parents are jealous of their beautiful child.

Mother: Honey, our son was so handsome that I cut his foreskin off.
Father: Thank god you circumcised him! At least he isn't as good looking as I am.
^^^ Fucking parents don't even know what circumcision does to the poor boy's sex life.

by ProfessionalProgrammer January 17, 2015

zipper circumcision

act of zipping ones penis up in their fly and taking off a considerable amount of the skin

Wow hes got half his penis missing, what happened?

Last year he got a zipper circumcision...total mess

by traveling salesman October 16, 2010

Oral Circumcision

a type of circumcision that uses the mouth to remove the foreskin. Sometimes they might eat the foreskin to dispose of it

my homie just preformed oral circumcision on me!

by AmongUsHamburgerSussyBalls November 27, 2021

Keep it Circumcised

An exclusive gathering of male Jews

Josh: We are going up to Queens to see the Mets - Sox game. You coming?
Ari: Can I bring my roommate?
Josh: Sorry man, we're gonna keep it circumcised.

by hipsterjew March 9, 2010

circumsized

When the fore skin of a penis has been cut off

Circumsized dicks look like mushrooms

by FlyAway July 22, 2011

cuban circumcision

Taking a cigar cutter to the Tim of a penis to get rid of the foreskin.

Fidel got one of those Cuban circumcision yesterday. He was waddeling to work today.

by Blackanddeckerpeckerwrecker January 14, 2017