When the bus driver beats the shit out of the freshman who spills his Chobani yogurt all over the bus... Everywhere
by LaCarpettron November 18, 2015
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"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"
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