Cioban

Descendant of Spanish aristocrats from centuries past, the human Cioban is synonymous with fraud, everything and anything pseudo, and fiction. The ultimate poseur and plebeian, the Cioban will move from subject to subject, professing its own superiority through a concocted personality marked by an insufferable concentration on fine art, literature and music. This is, of course, a desperate ploy for attention, and the Cioban should neither be trusted nor acknowledged in his or her deeds. If one should encounter the Cioban in person, there are several methods to combat such a foe that will, at first, appear formidable. Do not be taken in by this guise, as the Cioban is, in reality, quite easy to defeat:

-Yell, with gusto, "IIII LOOOOVE YOUUUU JEEESSUUUUS CAH-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTTT"
-Say bluntly, "My taste is superior to yours in every way possible; deal with it." before donning a pair of black sunglasses and exiting the scene before the Cioban can retort
-Craft several made-up band names, such as "Ironing Board Escapades" or "Cat Fur Lines Our Hearts In Helvetica" or "Hipsterdom is a Way of Life", confessing your love of these bands to the Cioban. After he has said he has heard of them, which he will, reveal that the band you mentioned does not exist, walking away afterward.

There are many other methods, but these are the most common and the most effective for dealing with domesticated or wild Ciobans.

Christ, did you hear that Cioban just now? Phonies, phonies everywhere.
Look at THAT fucking Cioban.

by Geoff Magnum November 12, 2010

Cioban

A sophistocated human being with the exceptional abiltiy to troll someone. Has a fascination with pipes and peacoats.

Whoa, he is so Cioban.

by Plib November 5, 2010

Choban

In the past lots of people lived on the country side - villages. All days they were looking after their beloved - sheep. As time were passing, cities were built and people from villages started to come to the cities. Some of them started to behave appropriately to the new living circumstances, some didn't. They still think they live in village and watch their sheep. Therefore we call them chobans.

E.g. Ivan comes to the city from country side. He likes sheep. He is choban.

by ReesBo April 19, 2004

ciaobanga

what hip young people say instead of ciao these days.

when pronounced "ciao-a-banga", is what you would say to someone right before you punch them out.

A: "I have to go back to the meat shop to take care of business" S: "okay, ciaobanga!"

by iskcuri September 26, 2009

ciobanai

The plural of ciobanus, a ciobanus being a hairy and saggy asshole.

George and George's mother have ciobanai. George and George's mother are ciobanai.

by Dr. Alexander Robinson February 8, 2007

ciocan

The romanian world for hammer. Can also define someones dick.

Hammer:” Gigi, dă și mie ciocanul ăla să moară familia mea!”
Dick:” Mamă ce ciocan are Cumpanasu.”

by Muștar din Tecuci January 30, 2021

Choban

Choban is sheep guardian. In past, dull and rude boys were chobans. They lived in mountains and come to villages only few times a year. Today, we have many people with social and intelectual skills of choban, so we use that word often.

Ivan je choban.
Ivan is dull, stupid and don't know how to behave properly.

by El Kopito April 19, 2004