CILF

Cop I'd like to fuck.

Any HOT male or female LEO worthy of spending the night or 15 mins. doing the Horizonal Polka.

A DILF or MILF police officer.

Did you see the HOT ass on that CILF?
I sure wish he had pulled me over to ask me for a date.

by BIGDOGSMATE June 2, 2009

CILF

Cheerleader i'd like to fuck

A: woho look at that girl
B: jeah, that's Thao, she is a cheerleader
A: what a CILF
B: Jeah lets bang her!!!!
A: SWEET

by haakki March 24, 2007

CILF

Cereal I'd like to fuck

Mum, did you get more of that CILF? my bran flakes seem to be all "yoghurty" now.

by davenotdave November 18, 2004

cilf

celebrity i'd like to fuck

kanye west

by spamee May 9, 2004

CILF

Acronym for: Cartoon I'd like to F*ck.

"Man I got such a raging boner last night when I was watching watchng 'Who framed roger Rabbit??' Jessica Rabbit is such a CILF.

"Is Ariel from little mermaid a cilf, because I don't knwo where I would stick it?"

by longdonsilver February 19, 2009

cilf

calculator i would like to function

Man that TI-84's a cilf

by Doinchips October 19, 2009

cilf

Corpse I'd like to fuck.

I was walkig the morgue when I stumbled upon a room full of CILFs

by yo momma November 1, 2003