Midwest Cicada

When you get your taint tickled and your balls squeezed at the same time and cum without warning, leading to a high pitched scream of pleasure.

Dude, she busted out the midwest cicada last night. It was an absolute mess.

by thedrunkriders April 4, 2024

Horny cicada

The one annoying horny girl at a party that doesn’t shut the fuck up

Damien: “i mean fuck, I can’t believe rebecca is being a horny cicada again”

Peter: “i know just never stops yapping”

by Bigballs42 June 22, 2024

Fallout New Vegas Cicada

A thing that rapes men and gives them PTSD

Everybody: Men can’t get raped
Fallout New Vegas Cicada: Yall forgot about me
Everyone: Fuck you Cicada we all hope you fucking die

by SupercalifragilisticGoon June 10, 2023