Chunky Monkey

The result of a man pulling his shorts or pants up in an aggressive manner, effectively seperating the testicles and creating a spectactle resembling a balloon artist's encore performance.

That chunky monkey James pulled off last night deserves a medal. Can't believe he can't walk right this morning!

by Sabreraider March 13, 2022

Chunky Monkey

An abnormally large turd.

Woah that is one hell of a chunky monkey

by adame1234 March 17, 2009

Chunky Monkey

A vagina slightly dark in colour, with massive piss flaps

Yo Brogan I went down on a girl last night. She had a Chunky Monkey.

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

Chunky Monkey

When you walk into the bathroom after a dorm mate pulls a massive crap when air spray is in the vicinity.

/Name of an infamous ice cream

Aww fuck you man, I was gonna take a shit after I peed but you had to make a Chunky Monkey..

/ Hipster: Theres this delicious ice cream flavor called "Chunky Monkey."....

by FromEmbryoToGangster June 15, 2013

chunky monkey

The act of when having sex and then you throw up on your partners chest. Some people find it sexual.

Wow last night Alice gave me the best chunky monkey

by ZeeginEwlerStar June 1, 2007

Chunky Monkey

When a guy performs anal sex, cums inside of the person, and then pees. (See lemon meringue.) The person then craps out the conconction, and proceeds to eat it. They then vomit this conconction out, usually all over their partner.

Chunky Monkeys turn me on!

by Tasty69 July 21, 2009

chunky monkey

When providing cunnilingus, the discovery of a piece of white discharge in one's mouth.

I was trying to rev up that dead fish by going down on her and I found a chunky monkey.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003