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cockface quarter nelson

When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.
Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.

What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.
by Bd Leader December 8, 2018
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Cockface McSmellass

not just your normal cockface, one who goes above and beyond the call of "duty" to bring new heights and new meaning to the insult of cockface. Examples include pissing AND vomiting on a friends couch when extremely intoxicated, fucking a friend's sister AND girlfriend within the same relative time period, and flunking out of two separate college's after having been awarded and athletic scholarship twice.
Dude 1: So you were pretty wasted last night?
Cockface McSmellass: Yup, pissed and vomited all over myself and Mike's couch.
Dude 1: Truly a Cockface McSmellass.

Yo dude you mind if I bang your sister??
Sorry man Cockface McSmellass over there already beat you to it.

Cockface McSmellass is at it again folks.
by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007
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crackface

When a crack addict is smiling/looking at you, hes got a crackface.
"Go away crackface!"
by Goatman George November 2, 2008
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chucktacular

Dude 1: how was the bachelor party?

Dude 2: it was chucktacular. i got 4 free lap dances.
by ZDPH May 7, 2008
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cheekface

1) Someone with two butcheeks where there face should be. So instead of having a face, they just have another arse. Can be a result of being an asshat. Note: No-one can tell the difference between a cheekface's cough/burp and its fart.

2)Someone who's face is full of mischeif and cheek.
1) Person 1:Did he just burp or fart?
Person 2: I dunno, he's a cheekface.

2) You can see the mischeif in that boy's grin. He's such a cheekface.
by joEandTodd December 31, 2008
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chuckacle

when something is so lucky and spectacular that only Chuck Norris could have willed it. Often followed with a roundhouse kick to the face though... so be warned
*Right after using Chuck Norris' name in vain*

"Dude, you're not dead?!"
"Fucking Chuck man, it's a chuckacle!"

*roundhouse kick to the face*
by bapped May 2, 2010
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chumpfacewhore

a really disliked person by your group of friends often times when you see this person in the hallway you throw old shoes at them.
ooohmygood look at her she's such a chumpfacewhore let's throw shoes at her!!!!
by blonndie January 9, 2011
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