Mystical, Urban creature from the 90's dance scene who wore a t-shirt saying 'God of the Gek'. Husband of Mandler.
by AlMur July 8, 2009
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Person 1: omg! I dug up a tweet that *celebrity* said 14 years ago about how Mexicans like tequila! We have to cancel him! twitter, do your thing!
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck
by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023
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A person that’s always outside, doesn’t know what’s going on in the internet. Chronically offline people don’t have any social media platform. (Except maybe Facebook) they don’t know any of the stuff that is going on in the internet.
Person 1: Bro do you have instagram?
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-
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by STEWARTnd JERRET November 20, 2006
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Def.2,adj,: The best description of a place smelling of cannabis.
Def.2,adj,: The best description of a place smelling of cannabis.
Def.1: *Matt goes to McDonalds and orders The Best McDonald's Meal Ever*
Matt: damn this is chronically enhanced, it taste's so good high.
Def.2: *Wes walks outside into a backyard of people smoking weed*
Wes: "Yo it smells chronically enhanced out here!"
Matt: damn this is chronically enhanced, it taste's so good high.
Def.2: *Wes walks outside into a backyard of people smoking weed*
Wes: "Yo it smells chronically enhanced out here!"
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sane person: chronically online much
sane person 2: omg please stfu
sane person: chronically online much
sane person 2: omg please stfu
by frielock November 7, 2022
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