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Chrisgression

In Fantasy Sports: The act of setting up one's fantasy sports team for the sole purpose of hurting the Green Bay Packers and bringing bad luck to St. Rodgers.

In International Relations: The doctrine of erratically attacking or threatening ones neighbors for small, useless stretches of land.
Being the spiteful Chrisgresser he is, John purposely played Aaron Rodgers week 10, causing him to become injured.

Utilizing the doctrine of Chrisgression, Billy started a land war for a small patch of land no bigger than Rhode Island.
by Durhamster December 28, 2016
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christmeasters

The people at your church who only come to church on Christmas and Easter and take up the whole sanctuary.
person 1: Why is the church so full today?
person 2: It’s Easter so all the christmeasters are here.
person 1: That explains why there are no seats.
by yeeyeepb April 26, 2019
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Therese Christensen

a cute famous norwegian stand up comedian who tells jokes while she is on a big boat. people are traveling with the boat just to see Therese. she tells all types of jokes, but she has a dry humor and most of the jokes are kind of dry. another reason to take the boat is that Therese is a girl who everybody likes and you just have to smile when she is around
omg i wish i was just as funny as Therese Christensen
by ingus August 3, 2010
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chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
by chris February 21, 2005
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hayden christensen

Plays Anakin Skywalker in the starwars movies and the greatest thing to ever walk the earth and SOOO NOT GAY! Born from my home town, Vancouver.
Hayden Christersen is just too cute!
by Devi July 16, 2008
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Christmass

When your wife or girlfriend gives you anal sex on Christmas morning!
I got the best Present of all, Christmass!
by assman08 December 24, 2008
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Christmess

the paper and ribbons and tree needles left all over the house during December
I'd love to have you over but my place is too much of a Christmess disaster area.
by oceanswimmr November 30, 2010
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