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by realistic24 February 5, 2010
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Literally, one who becomes a robot for Jesus Christ.
The christbot is almost always a whitebread protestant from the "to be avoided" parts of the United States - ie. the midwest and deep south. Frighteningly however, at least one specimen is known to have infiltrated the Yankee northeast.
The christbot can be identified by the glazed, unfocused look in his (or her) eyes that changes to "wild" only upon mention of various pre-programmed buzzwords: gays, abortion, activist judges, Bill Clinton, muslims. During discussion of any of the aforementioned topics, christbots will mechanically refer to bible verses to support their case rather than using logic and reasoning. Oddly, every christbot seems to have the same chip in their brains, resulting in every christbot repeating the exact same worn out lines. The christbot (by nature) bludgeons the unsuspecting passerby with his or her spikey mechanical arm of ideology.
The average christbot will also have one or more of the following traits: abnormal/irrational love for animals, a large SUV, sub-middle-school comprehension levels, several young christbot spawn, a past life involving prostitution and/or drugs, an almost fetish-like appreciation for capitalism, an unwavering affection for anyone named Bush (even if he personally assrapes the christbot).
The christbot is almost always a whitebread protestant from the "to be avoided" parts of the United States - ie. the midwest and deep south. Frighteningly however, at least one specimen is known to have infiltrated the Yankee northeast.
The christbot can be identified by the glazed, unfocused look in his (or her) eyes that changes to "wild" only upon mention of various pre-programmed buzzwords: gays, abortion, activist judges, Bill Clinton, muslims. During discussion of any of the aforementioned topics, christbots will mechanically refer to bible verses to support their case rather than using logic and reasoning. Oddly, every christbot seems to have the same chip in their brains, resulting in every christbot repeating the exact same worn out lines. The christbot (by nature) bludgeons the unsuspecting passerby with his or her spikey mechanical arm of ideology.
The average christbot will also have one or more of the following traits: abnormal/irrational love for animals, a large SUV, sub-middle-school comprehension levels, several young christbot spawn, a past life involving prostitution and/or drugs, an almost fetish-like appreciation for capitalism, an unwavering affection for anyone named Bush (even if he personally assrapes the christbot).
me: Man, I'de really love to see more lesbians kissing on network television.
christbot: HEY! That is immoral. YOU are immoral. See: Proverbs 21:9, Revelations 8:1, 2 Kings 9:20, 1 Corinthians 14:34, 1 Corinthians 11:13-15, Deuteronomy 22:13, Mark 9:43, Ephesians 6:5, Colassians 3:22, Titus 2:9, 1 Peter 2:18, Psalm 137:9, Malachi 2:3, Leviticus 20:9.
me: ...
christbot: HEY! That is immoral. YOU are immoral. See: Proverbs 21:9, Revelations 8:1, 2 Kings 9:20, 1 Corinthians 14:34, 1 Corinthians 11:13-15, Deuteronomy 22:13, Mark 9:43, Ephesians 6:5, Colassians 3:22, Titus 2:9, 1 Peter 2:18, Psalm 137:9, Malachi 2:3, Leviticus 20:9.
me: ...
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Get the Christatic mug.Contempt for humanity provoked by exposure to the trappings of Christmas (e.g. crowds of shoppers, TV advertisements, endless rehashing of festive hits on the radio etc). A portmanteau, formed out of the words "Christmas" and "misanthropy".
Seeing the Coke ad filled Manfred with deep feelings of Chrisanthropy. He was later arrested for assaulting a department-store Santa.
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1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)
2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements
3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)
2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements
3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.
2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"
3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"
3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
by chris February 21, 2005
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