christing

When one reacts to a negative or unfavorable situation.

Matthew was christing when he found out that Ryan ate his Elmer Fudd Cookies.

by James Smothy February 15, 2007

Christ-a-roni

A general slang term for Christians.

This Christ-a-roni kid flipped a hard B in biology today and stormed outta class.

I was driving through Oklahoma looking at all the billboards and man, there are some serious ass Christ-a-ronis in that state.

by Elwood Lane December 02, 2014

christ on a cracker

when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead

gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

by mAniFEsTiNG March 18, 2019

steezus christ

he shreds for our sins

holy crap its steezus christ! he shredding!

by xaynth2 February 12, 2023

Cheesus Christ

The god of cheese

We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year

by Summer.rivera December 01, 2016

Christ zone

A phrase used to describe a relational role (a step beyond the "friend zone"), set in place by a staunchly conservative religious girl.

C-Dawg: Her friends told me she still has that flower I gave her.

J-Dawg: Yeah, she was probably like "My brother-in-Christ gave me this flower".

E-Dawg: Bro, you've been christ zoned!

by threetigers July 03, 2013

christ on a bike

Is an exclamation upon the sight of Jesus from Nasareth, known to Christians as Jesus Christ, riding a bicycle, bike, motorcycle, chopper or other similar means of transport. The exclamation generally indicates surprise or shock and additionally (depending on the speaker's religious views and attitude towards bikes) happiness, hope, uncertainty, frustration or anger.

Christ on a bike! What happened to your car???

by Eques October 16, 2013