Agatha Christie

Famous English, who is outsold only by the Bible and Shakespeare, Agaha Christie is famous for vreating such detectives as Hercule Poirot and Jane Marple and her famous denouements in her books.

"Agatha Christie, I couldn't guess your killer again!"

by smokeyheinz October 21, 2008

Chris Christie

A crooked, wealthy wop that somehow got elected into a governor's position for the state of New Jersey. Has been a part of numerous scandals and has no concept of livable wages and considering his size, probably consumes more than the weight of an oil tanker in calories each day. He can be found lounging on beaches that he has closed to the public, primarily because he's a hypocritical shit biscuit who likes to laugh about how much better he is than everyone else. Has managed to somehow piss off just about everyone in the tri-state area at the same time with his numerous construction projects to improve roads that were fine until he started smashing up the pavement. Probably in bed with the mafia or some other criminal organization, hence his "no one can touch me" attitude. The world would be a better place if he choked to death on one of those aforementioned donuts he seems to enjoy so much.

"Hey, man; did you hear about Chris Christie closing the public beaches this weekend?"
"Yeah, the memes about him were fantastic."

"You could feed Africa's entire population for a month with the food Chris Christie consumes in a day."

by Shekelwafers July 14, 2017

Christie

The best mother anyone could ever have!

Always caring and ready to listen
Loves to do things with her kids when she's not working.

Very loveable!
Soooo supportive!!!
Always knows how to make you feel better if you had a rough day!
Will do anything to protect her kids.

Kid: I love you mom❤️
Christie:I love you too ❤️

by Hunterismyhorse July 3, 2017

Christienne

A rare name for a female. Fiery, strong in her beliefs, forgiving in her attitudes.

Christienne is a revolutionary.

by nessahead February 3, 2010

Chrisie

A girl who loves to have fun. But is very sensitive at times. She loves animals and shes kick ass. She loves playing games and shes awesome to be around. You'll never find a better person then a Chrisie. A Chrisie LOVES chicken! A chrisie will be very successful in life and she'll always try her best to please others. Shes a great friend and a good listener. Find a chrisie and keep her close forever.

Kelli: Hey chrisie can you get me some water?
Chrisie: Of course do you want something to eat too?
Kelli: sure thank you

Jon: Lets throw snails in the street and watch them get run over by cars.
Nick: Okay sounds really fun Jon
Chrisie: NO! dont They have lives how would you like it if you were them?
Jon: Okay were so sorry chrisie we promise never to do it again.
Nick: Yeah we love snails now. And we also LOVE chrisie!

by Zombiella March 29, 2010

Christie

Sweet beautiful patient and very lovable

Christie is so sweet and beautiful everyone loves her

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Gwendoline Christie

The most beautiful woman to ever walk the Earth. Best known as Brienne of Tarth in Game of Thrones (2011-2019) or more recently Larissa Weems in Wednesday(2022). The 6’3 actress has grabbed the attention of many young girls and is making them question their sexuality.

Girls 1: “Have you seen the most beautiful actress?”
Girl 2: “Of course I’ve seen Gwendoline Christie.”

by LesbianInLove January 30, 2023